Sunday, April 26, 2009

down east humor...

- "Had to shoot the dog today.."
"Was he mad ?"
"Twerent too damn pleased."

- Thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
How do it know ?

- I once stopped and asked an older gentleman in Maine how to get to such and such a place. 
He said, (in that thick downeastern accent
"Well, you want to go up the road a bit, ... and when you see the big red bahn, ... you want to take  a right,  .... just watch out for the bump in the road..."

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