"Was he mad ?"
"Twerent too damn pleased."
- Thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
How do it know ?
- The classic 'you can't get there from here'
- I once stopped and asked an older gentleman in Maine how to get to such and such a place.
He said, (in that thick downeastern accent)
"Well, you want to go up the road a bit, ... and when you see the big red bahn, ... you want to take a right, .... just watch out for the bump in the road..."