when will then be now ?

"What the hell am I lookin' at ? "

"When does this happen in the movie?"

"Now. You're looking at now sir, everything that happens now is happening now. "

"What happened to then? "

"We passed it. "

"When? "

"Just now. We're at now-now. "

"Go back to then."

"When?"

"Now. "

"Now? "

"Now! "

"I can't."

"Why? "

"We missed it."

"When? "

"Just now. "

"When will then be now?"

"...Soon."

does your dog bite ?

It makes me laugh

A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. 

The bartender looks at them and says, "What, is this a joke ?"

My kind of humor...

Apparently, another one that I'm the only one who finds funny :

Inspector Jacques Clouseau : "Does your dog bite ?"
Dog Walker : "No"
Clouseau reaches down to pet dog, dog bites him, "I thought you said your dog does not bite ?"
Dog Walker : "That is not my dog."

When will then be now?

Maybe you were sleepwalking when you were dreaming about taking a nap and ended up at the store before you got there ?

"What the hell am I lookin' at ? "

"When does this happen in the movie?"

"Now. You're looking at now sir, everything that happens now is happening now. "

"What happened to then? "

"We passed it. "

"When? "

"Just now. We're at now-now. "

"Go back to then."

"When?"

"Now. "

"Now? "

"Now! "

"I can't."

"Why? "

"We missed it."

"When? "

"Just now. "

"When will then be now?"

"...Soon."

reluctance to take Congress at its word on savings

Democrats’ $1-Trillion Health Care Plan to Cost 23 Million Americans Their Private Insurance, CBO Says
 

Best line :

"Dodd then complained that the CBO does not take Democrats’ plans for future cost savings into account when it calculates the cost of the bill, saying that the non-partisan office’s reluctance to take Congress at its word on savings assumptions skewed the final analysis."

Either it's a huge cat....

This a repost, but it just cracks me up, and I don't think anyone gets it...(or, I laugh too much at my own stupid jokes...)

Either it's a huge cat, or

it's a small box

while walking around nyc @ Bleeker St. Records

Walter and Joe Biden

Which one of these two is a dummy....

funniest.thing.ever.

Martin Short : "Did you just have a stroke ?"

Doc, I can’t stop singing...

“Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

either it is a huge cat or

it's a small box

while walking around nyc @ Bleeker St. Records

down east humor...

- "Had to shoot the dog today.."

"Was he mad ?"

"Twerent too damn pleased."

- Thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.

How do it know ?

- The classic 'you can't get there from here'

- I once stopped and asked an older gentleman in Maine how to get to such and such a place. 

He said, (in that thick downeastern accent) 

"Well, you want to go up the road a bit, ... and when you see the big red bahn, ... you want to take  a right,  .... just watch out for the bump in the road..."

"Thanks"

"Ahyup"

ahyup...

From The Corner :

"Celebrate Diversity . . .  

except veterans, small-business owners, practicing Catholics, gun owners, talk-radio listeners, tea-party attendees, Texans, smokers, limited-government proponents, pro-lifers, taxpayers, NASCAR fans, Boy Scouts, oil-company employees, secure-border advocates, capitalists, global-warming agnostics, Cuban refugees, school-choicers . . ."

anchor

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain.
"Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir." answered the student.
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor." replied the student.
"Hold on," said the Captain. "Where are you getting all your anchors from?"
The naval student replied, "From the same place you're getting all of your storms, sir."